Disgaea
Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga...
...yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto...
...sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
Ah aishitageru,
doko ni ite mo nando demo.
Aishitageru.
Your squawking is getting on my nerves!
I'm gonna shut your mouth with one swipe of this sword!
Okay, I'm going to give it every...
Hey! Are you trying to mess with my head?
Laharl...
I guess I really do need my pendant...
Please, look for it... I beg you...
If you find it, I'll give you something nice to thank you.
"Something nice" like what?
She's gotta be talking about money, don't ya think?
Who are you?!
Hello there, Highness!
I am Etna, the black rose with keen thorns who serves in the Overlord's Castle.
You don't remember me?
I remember just fine! What I meant was, what the hell are you doing here?!
More importantly, what do we have here? She's about to croak.
You're going to leave her here?
Forget about her. We're going back to the castle.
But she said something about a reward!
She's flat broke. She doesn't have anything to reward us with.
We wouldn't get anything for our trouble.
But you're still gonna leave her lying there, right?
If it was me, I'd blow her to smithereens right on the spot.
I never pegged you for having some kindness in you, Highness.
Don't you EVER say the word "kindness" in front of me again!
Roger!
Anyway, it's her own damn fault for losing something that was precious to her.
If it's gonna cause trouble if you lose it, don't carry it around!
So, what did you lose?
I-I'm just a trainee, so I can't survive for long in the Netherworld...
...without the protection of the pendant that I got from the Seraph.
Gosh, that's too bad.
Get it straight. She mistook me for my old man and tried to assassinate me.
Killing her on the spot is too good for her!
I'm gonna make her feel the terror of dying inch by inch!
Oh, now I get it! That's my Prince!
That's so cruel and heartless!
- Don't go overboard with the compliments. - You scoundrel, you!
You're kidding!
Seraph, I'm sorry...
Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal
Come on, we're going back to the Overlord's Castle!
Coming!
Gordon, how does this look on me?
Wow!
Now, now, you should take that off, Jennifer.
The superhero rulebook says that we're supposed to turn lost items over to the police!
Oops!
Oo, that looks good!
CAPTAIN, I HAVE FINISHED BRINGING ALL SHIP'S SYSTEMS BACK ONLINE.
Give me a minute. Let me finish eating first.
Hm?
DANGER! DANGER! UNKNOWN ENERGY DETECTED!
What?!
What are you, a demon?!
Who are you?!
My name...
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
As I was saying, I am Archangel Vulcanus, and I have been dispatched here from Celestia!
Those white wings!
Then you're really an angel?
Indeed I am.
YOU HAVE CHEESE IN YOUR MUSTACHE.
Oh, thank you.
I had no idea you were an angel! I have done you a great insult.
Please see fit to forgive me.
That is quite all right. We in Celestia are always watching over you in your struggles.
Thank you. We are very grateful to be under the protection of the angels.
Not at all, it is we who must thank you.
How do you mean?
Miss, might I trouble you to give me that pendant?
That pendant is a treasure of Celestia that went missing quite some time ago.
What? A treasure of Celestia?
Oh, my!
It was likely stolen by demons. Such a horrible deed...
Still, you are truly the Defender of Earth to have retrieved it for us.
No, it is Thursday who deserves the praise.
He's the one who found it.
You have my gratitude, Thursday.
YOU'RE TOO KIND.
Please, take it.
Thank you, Defender of Earth!
Continue your fight against the demons for the greater good...
...of both the human world and that of Celestia!
The heavens expect great things from you!
This is wonderful, Gordon!
We're under the protection of the angels in our fight!
I'm all fired up to do something heroic!
Thursday, we lift off at once!
- Punch it, Jennifer! - Roger!
I've been looking for you these past two years.
Lots of demons think that you're dead, Highness.
What were you doing in that crypt?
That's what I wanna know! I swear, this is all my old man's fault!
Chaos brings a smile to the face of any self-respecting demon.
When you try to stick everybody with order that nobody wants,
you're gonna end up dying in a damn stupid way.
A true Overlord has to be the foulest, most vicious demon of all!
So, that's your long, roundabout way of saying that you're the new Overlord, Highness?
Of course. That's why I'm going back to the Overlord's Castle...
...and proclaim myself to be the best demon for the job!
And then I'm gonna conquer Celestia and the human world for messing with me!
I'm gonna teach 'em who's the most powerful being in the universe!
Yeesh! You don't dream small, do ya?
Plus, if I go to the Overlord's Palace,
...I should be able to find out who poisoned me and tossed me in that garbage dump!
And when I do... Oh, the things I'll do to him!
You're a sharper customer than I gave you credit for, Highness...
I have to admit, I'm amazed that you managed to survive in that garbage dump.
What's the matter?
I'm hungry.
Etna, make me something to eat!
What?! You want me to cook for you?!
That's funny, I thought I heard my vassal talking back to me...
N-Not to worry, Highness! I found myself some stalwart allies for occasions such as this!
Prinny Squad, c'mon over!
Are you joking around?
I said to haul your feathered fannies over here!
What do you think, Highness?
This is the Prinny Squad, a band of super, all-purpose vassals that I hired!
"Super" all-purpose? Those clowns?
You bunch of bozos... Straighten up!
Prinny Squad reporting for duty, dood!
See, now we're in business.
Who's that kid with the nasty look in his eye?
Maybe it's the guy Lady Etna keeps talking about. You know, the moron...
I couldn't hear what they were saying.
He wanted to say, "Goodness, what a powerful and handsome prince!"
Honestly, idle chatter like that can be such a PAIN, can't it?
Are these guys going to work out?
Oh, they'll be fine! Right?
Perfectly fine, dood!
Now that we have that settled, Prinnies, go make the Prince a meal he'll never forget!
Aye aye, dood!
Something just buzzed us.
Those losers came back for more?
We've found you, foul demon!
Hup!
Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth, has arrived!
Man, I just can't handle these types...
Highness, did you do something to Earth?
I have no idea! They're trying to pick a fight with me for no reason.
- More importantly, where's my food?! - So sorry, dood!
Flonne, I expect you to take responsibility for failing in your mission.
It truly is beautiful...
How could this piece of an angel's heart that has been...
...handed down through the ages in Celestia be anything but?
Why would the Seraph possibly have given this pendant to a lowly trainee?
It is beyond my understanding...
Disgaea
Listen up, demons!
The mere fact that you are demons makes you a blight on humanity!
But Gordon, Defender of Earth, shall mete out your punishment!
Thursday! Robo-bazooka!
ROGER! CHANGING TO ROBO-BAZOOKA!
Charging energy!
What do you suppose that is?
we get a lot of crazies coming out of the woodwork.
FIRE!
Berry Barrier Balidaire!
Our ship!
ABNORMAL OVERHEATING IN ENGINES! UNABLE TO CONTROL VIA REMOTE!
Thursday, can you pursue?
IT'S NO USE. IT IS TOO LATE.
What?! All of our household items are on that ship!
Let's go after it!
Prince! Today, we are forced to withdraw!
When next we meet, fight fair instead of using such cowardly tricks!
Gordon, hurry!
THE SHIP IS GETTING AWAY!
I can never figure out why those people do what they do.
Well, that's humans for you. They're incomprehensible.
What do you want this time?
Laharl, we still have unfinished business...
You don't know when to quit, do you?
Now, now, is that any way to talk?
It was the good mademoiselle here who just saved you.
"Saved" us?
Boy, this demon like to put on airs, doesn't he?
Mademoiselle, are you unhurt?
Yes.
Laharl, I thought I said that I was going to assassinate you.
Yeah, whatever! Do us all a favor and drop dead where you're standing!
I refuse to die. Not until I've carried out my mission.
I keep telling you, your target was my old man!
Highness, wouldn't it be faster to just take her out quick 'n clean and be done with it?
If you don't do something, she's gonna turn into a certified stalker!
Yeah, you have a point.
Okay, you're on.
I'll give it everything I've got!
This is terrible!
Mademoiselle, you mustn't overexert yourself!
At the moment, you are in no condition to fight.
I shall pitch in and help you, you lovely angel who sings the praises of love!
Thank you, but this is my mission...
Non, non. One must graciously accept the kindness of others.
And who the hell are you supposed to be?
Goodness, where are my manners?
I am the aristocrat who loves beauty and strength above all else!
Vyers, the Dark Adonis!
Incidentally, am I to understand that you are the son of the late King Krichevskoy?
The very same!
When they talk about Laharl, heir to the Netherworld, they're talking about me!
The Overlord's heir?
Look, the Netherworld is one big battleground now, where every demon...
...who calls himself Overlord is fighting for control.
If I may be so bold, I, too, am one of those who is vying for the title of Overlord.
Somebody who saved the life of an angel isn't qualified to call himself Overlord!
You're nothing more than a stepping stone on my way to the throne!
Wha...?! Demons of every stripe acknowledge the superiority of the Dark Adonis, Vy...
I don't care what you call yourself. From now on, your name is "Mid-Boss"!
Highness, that's a great name!
Nice one, dood!
M-Mid-Boss, you say?!
What's the meaning of this?! I'm so angry! Oops, I think you hurt his ego.
This is unbelievable! Oops, I think you hurt his ego.
This is unforgivable! You'll pay for this insult!
You're finally in the mood to fight, huh?
What the...?
Oh, my! What a beautiful pendant!
What a lucky find!
Surely, it is a present from God to me for doing a good deed every day!
What self-respecting demon thanks God?
Why, this one, of course. Just take a look at this lovely stone!
Wow, that really is pretty! I'd say it'll fetch a pretty penny!
No one is selling this! I found this, so it belongs to me!
Merde! Et tu, Mademoiselle? Et tu?
My name is the Vyers, the Dark Adonis...
Mr. Mid boss, I beg you... I have to have that pendant, or...
Mr. Mid-Boss...
Looks like that one put him down for the count.
So, the pendant belongs to the angel, huh?
Huh? I don't follow you, Highness.
Please, Mr. Mid-Boss... Give it back to me!
I cannot comply with such a request, not even at the behest of a lovely mademoiselle.
As I have said, it was I who found it, and as such, it belongs to moi!
Wow, he gives you a run for your money in the "self-centered quibbling" department, Highness!
Shut up! Don't put me on the same level as that clown!
Oh, its brilliance grows ever lovelier each time I gaze upon it!
No, don't! That pendant punishes anyone with an impure heart!
If you don't let go right away, you'll feel Heaven's wrath!
Huh?
What's the deal? Nothing's happening!
And after all the self-centered garbage he spouted, too!
That's strange... Maybe it's broken.
You can't fool me!
As if pure, righteous, and beautiful moi would ever be punished by...
That laugh of yours rubs me the wrong way.
Just this once, I suppose I'll do as the lovely mademoiselle asks and let you save face.
Boy, this guy hates to lose. "Mid-Boss" is a perfect name for him.
I order you to be silent! You mock this mid-boss at your own peril!
Do you hear me?! I won't forgive this!
Hey, you just admitted to being a mid-boss! Do you hear me?! I won't forgive this!
Oh, no! We could've made a mint off that pendant!
The pendant!
This is her "divine punishment"?
I'd never be able to touch that.
I wonder if we could hold it, dood?
You definitely couldn't.
This is what you wanted, isn't it?
Laharl?
Hurry up and take it! Damn thing's hotter'n hell.
Right!
Laharl, thank you!
Cut that out! Words like "Thank you" make my skin crawl!
Still, if that was divine punishment, it means my heart is evil, just the way it should be.
Laharl, why did you take such a big risk to give me back my pendant?
Why else? I did it to get that "something nice" that you promised me!
Actually, I've already given it to you.
Place your hand on your chest.
See? Can you feel it? That warm, fuzzy feeling in your heart?
You may say that you're evil, but there's kindness in your heart.
The kindness, the love, that's starting to blossom in your heart...
Those are the gifts I gave to you.
That angel's a real piece of work! She played this demon for a sucker!
Etna! Prinny Squad! Let's go!
Are you sure that you wanna leave her here?
Forget her! Let's go!
But you haven't eaten dessert yet!
I'm going to come with you!
I'm not going to leave your side until you open your eyes to love!
Suit yourself, Love Freak!
But if you're gonna tag along for the ride, you're gonna be my vassal!
A vassal who's even lower-ranking than the Prinnies here, got it?!
Sure!
This is awesome! She's a servant, dood!
Now there's a flunky who's even lower than us!
I look forward to working with you, Prinnies.
Hooray, dood!
What's the holdup?! Get moving!
C-Coming!
Um, excuse me? Hello? Somebody? Anybody?
Would somebody help... They're not listening!
Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de toki no ruupu mezametara,
chigau kokoro motta mono atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
Yokubou de umeru no ka? Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
Hikari to kage kono sekai de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
Omou no mama, kokoro no mama ni ima wa onaji sora no shita...
...hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
Chain react.
A nameless unexplored region! Hot suspense on the road that leaves the skin supple!
The next episode will be at a hot spring?
What is it that can be glimpsed through the steam? Is it love?! Or hate?!
As the curtain rises on a new tragedy, what really happened 20 years ago comes to light!
The remarkable deductive powers of renowned gal detective Etna shine through!
Oh, it's a detective story!
Next time on Disgaea! "Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures"!
You are the culprit! I arrest you in the name of the Overlord!
So, who did it?
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